Dear Violet’s Teacher (woman I have been trying to get to know and make friends with…to no avail),
To my chagrin, I just realized that I might have given you a box of mostly eaten cookies. My embarrassment is only tempered by the fact that I found a completely full box of cookies in my cupboard. Violet (who has no idea what I’ve done) will have an unopened treat for you on Monday.
Hope you enjoyed your vacation (and didn’t think too much about how tacky I am and how you will get revenge on me through Violet),
Sincerely,
That Mom
This is the email I sent to Violet’s teacher last night when it became clear that I couldn’t muster the nerve to call her (read this). I truly hope she is forgetful and has a great personality. I really hope she doesn’t have a blog…
Considering she works with children, I hope she has a good sense of humor.