Swimming In Laundry

Thoughts and Observations While Navigating the Laundry Room of Life

Why My Mother Thinks I Might Be Insane… August 20, 2008

Filed under: It's all about me, Uncategorized — swimminginlaundry @ 9:46 pm

…and she might be right.

1.) Last week, my computer mouse just quit working. I took it apart, cleaned it, and yelled at it. It would not work. I was so irritated. The Pilot was, of course, gone so I couldn’t even make a late night run to buy another. Then the mouse did something strange. It vibrated in my hand, and that’s when I realized I was trying to use my cell phone as a computer mouse.

2.) I let the boys play with a rope (a hammer, some nails, and lots of tape).

3.) I’ve been known to put the kids into the bath tub to feed them dinner just because I can’t bare to mop the kitchen floor one more time. I haven’t convinced The Pilot to install a garbage disposal in the tub…yet.

 

4 Responses to “Why My Mother Thinks I Might Be Insane…”

  1. connie Says:

    I am SO glad to know that I am not the only person who has tried to use a phone as a mouse…..and it wasn’t even a cell phone! Have you ever put the ice cream in the microwave before realizing that it wasn’t the freezer? Hey, they both have small doors.

  2. I would have paid to see number one. Classic.

  3. springssuzzie Says:

    Sooooooo hilarious… thanks, I needed that laugh…yah, 3 kids is a kick in the pants, huh?! (quite literally)- Sarah

  4. rhodaloo Says:

    How funny! I can see #1 happening to me. Maybe Grandma needs to have the grandkids come visit without mom.


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